Skittlebrau

[substitute]

Recent sights:

• A woman angrily exiting the post office with three large cardboard cutouts of Snap, Krackel, and Popp (sp?) from the Rice Krispies box. Apparently she couldn't get them mailed right.
  
• A ten year old girl with a skate shirt advertising its clothing label. Only the clothing label was PORN STAR.
  
• A gigantic Ford Extrusion Ultra Huge SUV sliding entirely through an intersection in heavy rain.
  
• An advertisement that Rob Lowe is to star in a TV movie called The Christmas Shoes.
  
• A product called "Vegetarian Canadian Bacon"
  

I maintain that I am now living in a Simpsons episode, but not sure which one. Maybe i_get_stabby could enlighten me!

Comments

CANYONERO

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

Ah, the glorious stupid clothing labels. That's a popular one at the head shops around here, "head shop" meaning "place that sells tobacco water pipes only, dude, I totally swear". Or to be fair, they sell those, lighters, sex toys, incense, clothing from Porn Star, shirts/posters featuring scenes from Scarface, and many shirts advertising drug use. Were I in a different mood, I would buy one of those shirts and wear it there to see if they enforced their "dude, our shit is tobacco only. mention anything else and we'll kick you out, dude" policy.

But it'd be a pointless exercise, and I do enough pointless things already.