Dept of Correction and Amplification

[substitute]

WINGSTERS™ does not refer to the all chicken wings restaurant. WINGSTERS™ are a trademarked product of Perdue Farms and are described in this exciting and informative press release. See kennfusion for details.

The proper name of the restaurant where you can get 31 different flavors of chicken wings is WINGNUTS!

Choose from these flavors...

MANGO HABAÑERO
JAMAICAN JERK
CHARRED WHISKEY BBQ
TERIYAKI
BUFFALO Mild
BUFFALO Medium
BUFFALO Hot
BUFFALO Ouch!
DOUBLE-DOG DARE!
LEMON-LIME
SZECHWAN
SOY-GINGER
CHIPOTLE BBQ
ROADHOUSE BBQ
CHEESY CHEDDAR
ROASTED GARLIC-PARMESAN
HONEY MUSTARD
THAI
SPICY SWEET & SOUR BBQ
KUNG PAO
HONEY BBQ
HAWAIIAN
HOT & SPICY BBQ
TOMATILLO
RAGIN' CAJUN
LEMON GARLIC
ROASTED RED PEPPER

I suspect that "Double Dog Dare" may well be the "through a goat twice" flavor that friendly_bandit speculated about.

Comments

Confirmation

[(Anonymous)]

Through a series of participant observer sessions at the wingnuts, i can confirm the suspicion that the DOUBLE DOG DARE is indeed the through a goat twice flavor, as after each ingestion, about 14 hours later, you feel as though you have been through a goat... twice.

[kennfusion.livejournal.com]

hahaha! I wrote that press release.

[stimps.livejournal.com]

no grape

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