Modest proposal

[substitute]

I propose a lottery. The tickets will cost $100. The lottery will go to fund medical care for the indigent. The winner of the lottery will get to spend 15 minutes alone with the President of the United States of America and a genuine Louisville Slugger baseball bat. I’m sure in other countries it’s possible to have a serious professional do the chief executive job. Here we get piñatas; I’m just proposing to treat them as such.

Comments

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

depending on how the day goes you could be selling tickets like wildfire. actually, given the nature of the one state two state red state blue state nation, you've got a moneymaker regardless.

sorry i departed so abruptly from aim this eve, the ol' mac crashed. hope you had a good night.

QUESTION

[trinnit.livejournal.com]

Do you get the bat before or after you see the Pres?

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

I BID $200!
$250!
I'LL GO AS HIGH AS $500!