Edict

[substitute]

Due to recent annoyances, confusions, and minor personal emotional tragedies, I am forced to issue the following binding Law, which is to be enforced throughout the Kingdom:

People with neuroses different from mine are to be shot.

I regret any inconvenience.

Comments

CLEANSE...WITH FIRE!!!!!!

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

It's just easier that way. I dibs flame-thrower.