DEAR AMERICA!

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http://www.observer.co.uk/worldview/story/0,11581,845725,00.html

Osama's letter to us is an interesting read. I feel like saying to him "You have some valid points and criticisms here, Sam, but why do you muck it up with anti-Semitism, pseudoscience, medieval theology, and other insanity? Rework this and you could have a B paper, but right now you are not going to pass the class."

Comments

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

Mr. Bin Laden, Pot. Kettle. Black. Also, total war is not a good PR strategy. For more effective campaigns against oppression see the following: Gandhi, King,Pankhurst, Morgan, Steinem et al. Furthermore, you might get wee tad farther with shrub if you two could start looking at your common goals: taking away women's rights, having very large weapons, smearing the lines between church and state, clamping down on free speech. Just because you're jealous that you're not the leader of the free world, doesn't mean the two of you can't work together.

[marm0t.livejournal.com]

Best. Comment. Ever.

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

friended for that.