I still want artificial vegetables made out of meat.

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Batshit insane food designers bring us a world of decadent stupidity. I hope it’s a hoax but probably not.

Then again we already have “P.B. Slices”, “breakfast cookies”, and Gogurt. Anything is possible, and also disgusting!

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[wendigo.livejournal.com]

"Eggs are magic, they're reassuring, they always contain goodness, and you can carry them around anywhere," Malbois said.

Salmonella may stretch the definition of goodness, and I would recommend that any budding ovomancers take extra precautions when carrying them around in your pants pockets.

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

Now there's a query letter waiting to happen. Dare you face... THE OVOMANCER!