why monster.com is almost entirely useless now

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This is a “job”: http://jobsearch.monster.com/getjob.asp?JobID=24681561

Comments

[so-gracefully.livejournal.com]

OH GOOD LORD. "does our name sound familiar? you may have heard about us from a business card scotch-taped to a gas pump, automated teller machine, or the drive-thru window at taco bell!"

[aml.livejournal.com]

your aunt with the bad perm

the sidekick from a semi-popular decade-old sitcom, at 3am, on 2 channels simultaneously

underneath a tutoring ad on a college campus bulletin board

[besskeloid.livejournal.com]

"Leverage the internet"???!?!111/1?

[sixteen-shells.livejournal.com]

Commence internet leveraging.

I have a friend in Nigeria who may be interested in this Monster.com...

[loachie.livejournal.com]

Does it come with a baby AND a cell phone???

[aml.livejournal.com]

yes, but the baby's stupid hat, the $100 $1 sunglasses, and the hot air balloons are required optional accessories.

[feedle.livejournal.com]

They used to delete those... it's a shame.