The Littlest Brownshirt

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In celebration of this fine kids’ book, I thought I’d help O’Reilly and company with some of their future endeavors. I present:

Curious George and the Will to Power
The Hardy Boys Kill a Shitload of Towelheads
From the Mixed-Up Files of Mr. Donald E. Rumsfeld
You’re an Enemy Combatant, Charlie Brown!
Harry Potter and the Liberal Media Agenda
The Phantom Pollbooth
Where in the World is Osama bin Laden?
The Big Little Golden Book of Shouting at People and Interrupting Them Until the Commercial Break


Add your own!

P.S. This entry may duplicate because LJ is tits-up today and wasn’t accepting email posts again.

Comments

[kineticfactory.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm tempted to steal "The Phantom Pollbooth" the next time I blog something about Diebold voting machines or what have you...

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the Hanging Chads.
Green Eggs and Halliburton
Where The Weapons of Mass Destruction Are
The Very Gas Hungry Hummer
Oh, The Countries You'll Invade!

[wendigo.livejournal.com]

Saddam and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
The Secret Prison
If You Give A Mouse Democracy
Whose President Am I?
The Neverending Sortie

[wendigo.livejournal.com]

PS - "Phantom Pollbooth" is my favorite.

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

The Hungry Little Tax Collector
The Taking Tree
Where The Wild Things Of Mass Destruction Are
The Cat In The Turban
Shel Silverstein's A Terrorist In The Attic
Alice In The Homeland
The Three Little Capitalist Pigs
Bob The Builder Is Employed By Haliburton To Rebuild The Oil Wells At Four Times The Price
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, GIVE UP YOUR FUCKING RIGHTS TO THE PATRIOT ACT
Jumanji

re:

[samiamrex.livejournal.com]

"where the wild things of mass destruction are"? chortle! "the terrorist in the attic?" guffaw!

you know, there are still court cases pending due to those phantom floridian pollbooths. i think. at least those folks pushed the very valid issue for a long time, but you couldn't get the media to touch that one ever again. dark days are going to stay for a while, i'm afraid.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

The Little Hate That Could

[gcrumb.livejournal.com]

Also:

Little Pogrom on the Prairie
Horton Hears a Who and Informs Homeland Security Right Away

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

Fox In Socks: He Reports, You Shut The Fuck Up
Danny And The Dirty Bomb
Mike Mulligan and his Improvised Explosive Device
Dick And Jane Punch A Fag
The Monster At The End Of This Election
The Poky Little Insurgent
Nancy Drew And The Mystery Of The Murderous Pretzel
G.I. Joe Goes To Alabama For A 12-Pack Of Schaffer Beer And Some Blow

[cawaker.livejournal.com]

ROFL these are awesome!

[pbd.livejournal.com]

Nuclear bunker busters and other tales of how we are better

Rich kids eat better crayons

Green embryos and superman

[wendigo.livejournal.com]

Harold and the Orange Terror Alert Level

[lil-om.livejournal.com]

Alices Adventure in O’Reillys Fantasyland.