She was better than "Cats"

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I'm not going to ask zebulon_y where he found this

1. "There is one detail I should mention about myself which I think really underscores what a great provider she is. I am not a physically attractive customer."
   
   
2. Her best feature(I had to ad a S) are her smile, her body, her innocent attitude and when she told me she loves sex I fell in love with her.
   
   
3. "Well i will not go into any details but she gets a 88%".
   

Hours of fun for the entire family cynical bastards like me.

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neither do I!

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Figuring them out is the "best part".