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[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

holy fuck! I'm drunk and was trying to understand that literally before I got to the PMD line. Nice to confirm I'm sane.

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[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

*drapes cloth over torgo_x's shoulders

[yoscott.livejournal.com]

yeah, you should really warn someone about posts like that. I'm like medicated, and i seriously thought... that i had an aneurysm. i had to read it like 10 times before i realized it's some sort of weird ass internet thing that I'm just not cool enough to understand that it's cool. lol