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http://www.latimes.com/news/local/orange/la-me-littlegaza13sep13,1,2310189.story?coll=la-editions-orange

Let's fight terrism! We'll do this by watching people through binoculars from across the street, harassing kebab vendors, and getting our Middle Eastern politics backwards. Also, running around in circles whacking each other with our batons by accident.

Look guys, just go back to keeping the whores away from Disneyland, okay?

Also, keeping the Mexican out of the City Council.

(bugmenot.com if you can't get into the LA Times)

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