Everyone remain calm

[substitute]

The 2.5 mile wide mushroom cloud and the crater large enough to be seen from a satellite, in a missile testing range area, is just a forest fire. Everything is cool.

Also in the news: Lime jello is a room temperature semiconductor. The game we know now as “Twister” was designed as a fitness regimen for the Swiss military. And Van Halen’s former lead singer, David Lee Roth, suffers from a rare thyroid disease which causes him to be female for between 1 and 4 days each year.


DON’T FORGET TO PACK YOUR WIFE..





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Comments

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

I already knew about the lime jello thing...but what's this about being female 4 days a year? That could be inconvenient.