Department of Self-Writing Punchlines

[substitute]

1. Dave Matthews Band Poo Tornado 2004
   
   
2. Val Kilmer Bad Casting Hestonmania Forever
   

Thank you, and good night. I am now going to drive to Los Angeles in heavy traffic.

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[zebulon-y.livejournal.com]

Did I mention I saw an absolutely loaded Val Kilmer at the Comic-con? He showed up for a signing at a booth right as wee walked by. Bug-eye sunglasses, headphones, red face, vacuous smile, sort of a constant twitchy wave, and said nothing but "heeeeeey."