The next Shirley Maclaine?

[substitute]

http://www.melaniegriffith.com/

Avalon! Goddess club! "My body of work"! "Goddess giving"!

xoxoxo

Why isn't there a "I am a stupid cow who somehow married Don Johnson twice" section?

What a FRUIT CAKE.

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