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From Die puny humans, the heartwarming story of gay pr0n stars at the Bohemian Club.

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Ah Nixon.

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{{ Richard Nixon once described Bohemian Grove as "the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine." }}

This has affirmed my decision to rename all the modern presidents in a dynastic lineage starting with Nixon:

Nixon I ("Nixon the Progenitor")

Nixon II (Ford)

Nixon III (Carter)

Nixon IV (Reagan)

Nixon V (Bush Major)

Nixon VI (Clinton)

Nixon VII (Bush Minor; Gore as Antinixon, during the Squism)

Nixon VIII (Carey)

Nixon IX (Drew Carey)

Nixon X (Snicket)

Nixon XI (Oprah.com)

Nixon XII (Kermit D. Frog)

Nixon XIII (Sudsy the Urinal Cake)

Nixon XIV (Sudsy the Other Urinal Cake)

Nixon XV-XIX (the baskets of hissing feral kittens)

Nixon XX (Olsen and Olsen)