If he gets off on any of these charges he'll have to move to Somalia.

[substitute]

Haidl kid was caught having sex with an underage girl again. He's 19 now. Lose, lose. (LA Times story here requires their lame registration).

He should change his name to William Zanzinger when he moves.

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God dammit I am a bad man

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

I read the thing. Then I looked back at your post and saw "if he gets off on any of these charges".

And then I started chuckling.