Ok ok, 80%

[substitute]

If I admit I hacked my wife's head off and we all have a good laugh, can I star in b-movies again?

I'm rethinking this..

This is all Prok's fault. Really.

Comments

[rpkrajewski.livejournal.com]

My mind has already exceeded its boggling quota for the week.

[fg.livejournal.com]

it had me going until i noticed it said "opinion column" at the top.

pretty funny, though.

[substitute.livejournal.com]

The nice thing about a really effective piece of satire is that no one is quite sure if it's real until they see the byline.

[uninvention.livejournal.com]

ah shit. i didn't notice that and i've already linked to it. and there are already too many post-scripts cramping my style. let 'em figure it out themselves.