THE MISSES

[substitute]

GAZE UPON THEM.

They have Fun Facts.

There is a "Miss Placentia" and I hope she gets typo'd.

Miss Sonoma County appears to be in the fatal last stages of bulimia and/or vampirism.

Miss Yosemite Valley's monotooth is exiting her mouth.

There is a "Cidney" and a "Tawnya".

Miss Huntington Beach wishes to prevent reckless driving.

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here joining the Taliban.

Comments

hy·per·bo·le

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

n.
A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

Re: hy·per·bo·le

[wearekim.livejournal.com]

Check out the journal, I seriously doubt s/he can even pronounce/read the word Hyperbole. All their sentences end in elipses...! and lots of capital letters AHHHHH MUST CLAW OUT EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!