THE MISSES

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GAZE UPON THEM.

They have Fun Facts.

There is a "Miss Placentia" and I hope she gets typo'd.

Miss Sonoma County appears to be in the fatal last stages of bulimia and/or vampirism.

Miss Yosemite Valley's monotooth is exiting her mouth.

There is a "Cidney" and a "Tawnya".

Miss Huntington Beach wishes to prevent reckless driving.

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here joining the Taliban.

Comments

Jihad!

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

Now is the time! Cleanse with fire. Must burn all tracksuits as well. Eyes shrivelling up and falling out of head. Die now.

Re: Jihad!

[redmaenad.livejournal.com]

Now if they all had to wear a tchador with "HOTTIE" written across the back--that, I'd watch.