THE MISSES

Jul. 10th, 2004 03:04 am
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GAZE UPON THEM.

They have Fun Facts.

There is a "Miss Placentia" and I hope she gets typo'd.

Miss Sonoma County appears to be in the fatal last stages of bulimia and/or vampirism.

Miss Yosemite Valley's monotooth is exiting her mouth.

There is a "Cidney" and a "Tawnya".

Miss Huntington Beach wishes to prevent reckless driving.

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here joining the Taliban.

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Date: 2004-07-10 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zebulon-y.livejournal.com
Miss Orange County's jaw can hew rock, like the mighty river.

Miss Greater Long Beach has acquired target and gives you thirty seconds to comply.

Miss Gavilan Hills comes from a place I suspect is invented but I would like to meet her. ^_^

Miss Gavilan Hills

Date: 2004-07-10 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] substitute.livejournal.com
She appears to have a disease in which she slowly, inexorably, is turned into porcelain.

Re: Miss Gavilan Hills

Date: 2004-07-10 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zebulon-y.livejournal.com
That's okay...she's from China!!!


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