from cruel.com

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convenience store haiku

boy i sure am having a shitty day. anyone got a big mallet i can hit my head with?

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[stimps.livejournal.com]

I have a giant Badtz-Maru squeak mallet. I don't imagine it would be painful enough. Sometimes, when I feel really bad, I understand trepanation. Then I remember about the soft stuff in there and it seems less wise.

Hugs and smooches and all kind stuff like that there. You know where I am if you need to blab.