KITT, tell the officer you were driving yourself.

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http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,14261,00.html

I think the news that he was planning a hip-hop album is far more frightening than the fact that he is driving drunk in my part of the world.

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[fattmike.livejournal.com]

From the article:

Hasselhoff was booked in a McDonald's parking lot in Los Angeles around 11 p.m. after police spied his car--which was presumably not an artificially intelligent crime-fighting car--being driven somewhat erratically.

"Occifer, I wasn't driving erratically. I just forgot how cold McDonald's shakes are, and when I put the cup in my crotch cupholder, I started getting a case of blue balls, and you KNOW how Pam hates that. I haven't had any martoonies. Just blue balls. Please, release me, let me go."