This will be considered unamerican

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but I am so dancing on ronnie reagan’s grave right now

he was everything i didn’t want my country to be, and we’re still stuck with his ideas.

rot, reagan, rot.

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Rotty

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

The messy thing is that Reagan rotted mentally and physically for years before he actually died. Messy. Wet/dry vac messy.

* I wonder how much panegyric mourning the people in Grenada are doing. Or Guatemala.

* When I finish my time machine, I will alter history so that for the years 1980-1988, the role of president will be filled by a bar of Dove hand-soap. I do this not merely for amusement, but
because I am curious to see how lavishly everyone will praise the bar of soap for its wise leadership in collapsing the Soviet Union (which of course Gorbachev had nothing to do with) as well as its leadership of the economy.

Re: Rotty

[loose-joints.livejournal.com]

All hail the Dove! I applaud its lathery goodness. It has wisely lead our people.

I'm assuming you chose Dove intentionally. Excellent choice. Also, excellent point about Gorby, who was in no way responsible for anything like peristroika or glasnost, had no original ideas and had nothing to do with the dismantling of the Soviet state.