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[livejournal.com profile] wearekim presents this psychoceramic spam aimed at local religious luminary Chuck Smith.

I’m not a huge fan of Calvary Chapel but YOW!! Who’d want to deal with this guy? He’s like the worst of the letters I used to open at the newspaper with stuff written in blood on the envelopes.

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Date: 2004-05-25 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pbd.livejournal.com
Once his church hit a certain size and the percentage of crazy remaining constant made it became unsafe for Chuck to greet people as they entered and left the santuary. Its really sad because he is a personable guy and it was obvious that he enjoyed this part. All it takes is one to screw everything up.

At Calvary Laguna, the pastor has at least five to seven bodyguards in the audience who are also members of the congregation. Whenever he walks down from the pulpit, someone escorts him. With this setup, he gets to greet people as they leave.

I am glad that there are people that screen Chuck's emails.

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