Warning signs (some derived from tonight's conversations)

[substitute]

• People who talk a lot about high school and aren’t in high school
  
• Someone who uses “party” as a verb
  
• Men who refer to their girlfriend as “my lady”
  
• People with a “TV Night”
  
• Anyone who uses the word “hubby”
  
• Von Dutch
  
• Big truck with nothing in the bed
  
• Will not explain tattoo, changes subject
  
• Wants to go for drinks before *and* after dinner
  
• Mentions ex more than twice in first conversation
  
• ”Been doing some consulting”
  
• Likes “all kinds” of music
  
• Talks about carbs
  
• Me
  

Comments

[eyeteeth.livejournal.com]

This might not be universal, but when a guy tells me I should read Cat's Cradle before judging Kurt Vonnegut, it ends badly.