Warning signs (some derived from tonight's conversations)

[substitute]

• People who talk a lot about high school and aren’t in high school
  
• Someone who uses “party” as a verb
  
• Men who refer to their girlfriend as “my lady”
  
• People with a “TV Night”
  
• Anyone who uses the word “hubby”
  
• Von Dutch
  
• Big truck with nothing in the bed
  
• Will not explain tattoo, changes subject
  
• Wants to go for drinks before *and* after dinner
  
• Mentions ex more than twice in first conversation
  
• ”Been doing some consulting”
  
• Likes “all kinds” of music
  
• Talks about carbs
  
• Me
  

Comments

[weetanya.livejournal.com]

But how about contextually, as a place of torture and humiliation?

As in, "I've got to party, the Democrats need me" ?

ugh

Right. We used to have one, before the networks cancelled everything by Joss Whedon.

I prefer "husband-person"

Van Helsing?

I like huge trucks. I think it's my napoleonic complex coming to a head.

Hee.

/stares blankly. I see nothing wrong with that. =)

In relation to penis size, or just in general?

Hee hee hee.

But I do! I suppose there should be a little "name a band from each genre" test.

... how about in loving terms?

But it's ALL ABOUT me!