Warning signs (some derived from tonight's conversations)

[substitute]

• People who talk a lot about high school and aren’t in high school
  
• Someone who uses “party” as a verb
  
• Men who refer to their girlfriend as “my lady”
  
• People with a “TV Night”
  
• Anyone who uses the word “hubby”
  
• Von Dutch
  
• Big truck with nothing in the bed
  
• Will not explain tattoo, changes subject
  
• Wants to go for drinks before *and* after dinner
  
• Mentions ex more than twice in first conversation
  
• ”Been doing some consulting”
  
• Likes “all kinds” of music
  
• Talks about carbs
  
• Me
  

Comments

[turnip.livejournal.com]

Big truck with nothing in the bed.

man, true. that is not only unnecessary, it's suspicious, too.

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

So...do the wooden steps, that I had to tote around so Toby could get INTO the truck, count at "something in the back"?

[turnip.livejournal.com]

that is something, alright. but, get you some lumber, woman.

[pbd.livejournal.com]

As long as you do not wear a trucker hat with a crop top, you are fine.

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

You'll be happy to know I don't own a single trucker hat.

[cascadefailure.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly certain that there are a number of people who prefer my truck-bed being relatively empty...my doctor being one of them. :)