Warning signs (some derived from tonight's conversations)

[substitute]

• People who talk a lot about high school and aren’t in high school
  
• Someone who uses “party” as a verb
  
• Men who refer to their girlfriend as “my lady”
  
• People with a “TV Night”
  
• Anyone who uses the word “hubby”
  
• Von Dutch
  
• Big truck with nothing in the bed
  
• Will not explain tattoo, changes subject
  
• Wants to go for drinks before *and* after dinner
  
• Mentions ex more than twice in first conversation
  
• ”Been doing some consulting”
  
• Likes “all kinds” of music
  
• Talks about carbs
  
• Me
  

Comments

yup

[substitute.livejournal.com]

that's definitely one too.

Re: yup

[so-gracefully.livejournal.com]

also, i went to this restaurant tonight where they only had low-carb ranch dressing, and fat-free ranch dressing. so i asked for ranch dressing with extra fat and extra carbohydrates, but they would not give me it. i told them i was deeply offended, and marched out. actually i didn't, because it was like 6:30 and i hadn't eaten all day, but i did complain loudly and shake my fist.

Re: yup

[turnip.livejournal.com]

this is why I tell people that my favorite music is country and rap.

rap is ... good, yeah

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

It's good to, y'know, like all kinds of stuff. Being diverse is cool.