For those of you who don't live around here

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When we talk about “Bro’s and Ho’s” or “those horrible mortgage broker guys and their girlfriends” or “shiny shirts and big watches”, we mean


these people.

The visual is important.

I can hardly wait for the big mortgage crash when that guy has to hand me the fries at Wendy’s. NO, THEY’RE NOT CRISP ENOUGH. I WANT CRISP FRIES FOR MY $1.08. FETCH SOME.

Edit: do_not_lick found something even worse:

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[klikitak.livejournal.com]

sadly, if girl #1 was in her native country, she'd be manufacturing them bazongas in her chest.

and is it really worth bashing the second girl? i mean, could her daddy have played doctor with her any more? i think her date sang that "butterfly sugar baby" song. try to dye your hair, dude. you can't hide from me!