For those of you who don't live around here

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When we talk about “Bro’s and Ho’s” or “those horrible mortgage broker guys and their girlfriends” or “shiny shirts and big watches”, we mean


these people.

The visual is important.

I can hardly wait for the big mortgage crash when that guy has to hand me the fries at Wendy’s. NO, THEY’RE NOT CRISP ENOUGH. I WANT CRISP FRIES FOR MY $1.08. FETCH SOME.

Edit: do_not_lick found something even worse:

Comments

Always with the pubic bone

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THOSE PEOPLE have taken over! They're everywhere! The 'hot' people.

They populate Mancusos on $1 Bud Nite and look at me like I'm a space alien because I have short hair & wearing a leather jacket. They have taken over.

It hurts my feelings that this is the beauty standard nowadays. They have rendered me un-hot! It stings.

Re: Always with the pubic bone

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It's not the beauty standard. It's the Dumb Ho Standard; that's different. Don't worry.