For those of you who don't live around here

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When we talk about “Bro’s and Ho’s” or “those horrible mortgage broker guys and their girlfriends” or “shiny shirts and big watches”, we mean


these people.

The visual is important.

I can hardly wait for the big mortgage crash when that guy has to hand me the fries at Wendy’s. NO, THEY’RE NOT CRISP ENOUGH. I WANT CRISP FRIES FOR MY $1.08. FETCH SOME.

Edit: do_not_lick found something even worse:

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[rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

YOU HAVE BEFOULED MY FRIENDSPAGE DAMN YOU DIE DIE

SORRY! =) =) =)

[substitute.livejournal.com]

LOLLERS HUGZ!!!

Re: SORRY! =) =) =)

[rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com]

i just saw your new-and-most-unimproved update.

i am SO not above commandeering a vehicle to drive 8 hours south to kneecap you, MISTER.