Wars are not won by wimpy music.

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As usual, Sean has the solution to the world's problems.

Upon receiving this fine site from the Psychoceramics list, I showed it to him, and his response:

TorgoX ignatz -- let's try to syndicate some decadent Eeslawmic heavy metal... on the INTERNET!!
TorgoX thus corrupting all the lackwitted 17-year-old teeth-grinding Saudi HOMIEZ

The West shall prevail. They cannot resist our Van Halen, nor our Judas Fucking Priest.

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Jello Biafra has a bit about imagining what Islamic Speed Metal would be like. He picked Magnum Jihad as a band name. In the same bit, he imagines Cat Stevens coming back either singing radical muslim lyrics in his old style ("If someone defames the prophet, heeeeee must di-i-ie...") or remaking, say, Peace Train as speed metal song.

Stone-age thinking + popular music stylings = comedy gold.

No, wait. Then there's Screwdriver....