My sweet, nice, innocent friends

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Two SMS messages in a row today:

brienigma: I swear, Ron Jeremy is the missing Mario Brother.

vegemitelover: The 55* is giving me a dirty sanchez.



*One of our local freeways, which is under construction and clogged frequently.

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DAMMIT!@!!!

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Dammit you guys! I am SERIOUSLY having to bite my tongue to keep from laughing out loud here at work. Funniest shit I've seen in a while.