My sweet, nice, innocent friends

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Two SMS messages in a row today:

brienigma: I swear, Ron Jeremy is the missing Mario Brother.

vegemitelover: The 55* is giving me a dirty sanchez.



*One of our local freeways, which is under construction and clogged frequently.

Comments

Sisyphus offramp

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While they were working on that interchange, it was discovered that they had completely screwed it up and that an earthquake would make it fall over. So they have to "remediate" lots of it and do things over. It's eternal.