UPDATE!!

[substitute]

WELP FOLKS DIDN'T MAKE IT TO BURNING MAN THIS YEAR SO I WILL BE IN THE INFLATABLE POOL IN THE FRONT YARD ALL WEEK IF ANYONE WANTS TO HANG OUT. AND BY HANGING OUT I MEAN JERKING.

LONG STORY SHORT I'M STILL DRIVING THE NEON, NO IDEA IF I HAVE TO PAY THE DEDUCTIBLE, AND MY EPIGLOTTIS HURTS. SERIOUSLY NOT UNDERSTANDING MY LIFE HERE.

WOULD LIKE TO THANK NETSCAPE FOR MAKING MORE SHITTY SOFTWARE!!1! IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO HAVE MY INSTALL OF OTHER SOFTWARE TRASHED AS I ATTEMPT TO UPGRADE, JOIN THE COOL CLUB, ETC. NOT HAVING AN OPTIMAL MULTIMEDIA/INTERNET EXPERIENCE HERE, WEDGED UNDER THE SINK.

IF ONLY IT COULD ALL BE LIKE POOING.

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UPDATE!!

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

T SUBSTITUTE I WILL BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU BY THE KIDDIE POOL AND BY "HANGING OUT" I MEAN "JERKING OFF" AND BY "WILL" I MEAN "WON'T AND WOULD RATHER BE COWERING IN FEAR IN A FETAL POSITION AT HOME" AND BY "COWERING IN FEAR IN A FETAL POSITION" I MEAN "TRYING TO SUCK MYSELF OFF."

Re: UPDATE!!

[marm0t.livejournal.com]

I knew a guy who could do that.

That's too much info, isn't it.