UPDATE!!

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WELP FOLKS DIDN'T MAKE IT TO BURNING MAN THIS YEAR SO I WILL BE IN THE INFLATABLE POOL IN THE FRONT YARD ALL WEEK IF ANYONE WANTS TO HANG OUT. AND BY HANGING OUT I MEAN JERKING.

LONG STORY SHORT I'M STILL DRIVING THE NEON, NO IDEA IF I HAVE TO PAY THE DEDUCTIBLE, AND MY EPIGLOTTIS HURTS. SERIOUSLY NOT UNDERSTANDING MY LIFE HERE.

WOULD LIKE TO THANK NETSCAPE FOR MAKING MORE SHITTY SOFTWARE!!1! IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO HAVE MY INSTALL OF OTHER SOFTWARE TRASHED AS I ATTEMPT TO UPGRADE, JOIN THE COOL CLUB, ETC. NOT HAVING AN OPTIMAL MULTIMEDIA/INTERNET EXPERIENCE HERE, WEDGED UNDER THE SINK.

IF ONLY IT COULD ALL BE LIKE POOING.

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HONKING IT

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T SUBSTITUTE I AM ALSO MISSING THE BURNING MAN THIS YEAR HOWEVER 'SMOLDERING MAN' A MODERATE SUCCESS IN MY LIVING ROOM. HAVE FOUND ENLIGHTENMENT IN NEW WAYS OF THINKING AND BY ENLIGHTENMENT I MEAN 'JERKING IT' AND BY NEW WAYS OF THINKING I MEAN 'WWW.GIALASHAY.COM'.

MEANWHILE I USE THE CULMINATION OF 10,000 YEARS OF CIVILIAZTION TO MAKE ITALIAN PLUMBER SQUIRT WATER AT A TOOTHED FLOWER MADE OF PAINT.

ALSO I CHANGE DIAPERS THROUGH THE INTERNET.