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[substitute]

NO.

Worst. “Novelization.” Ever.

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[sixteen-shells.livejournal.com]

I don't know, man. I've always found that the book is much better than the movie.

I know.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

I can hardly wait for the Hollywood hunks Ben Affleck and Christian Slater's antics at a Canadian strip club last summer are reportedly being made into a new movie novelization!

[dorothy-parka.livejournal.com]

that was worse than the garfield slash fiction i read last week. i feel dirty now (and also glad i no longer work for Random House).

from NPR this morning

[brianenigma.livejournal.com]

NO.

Re: from NPR this morning

[substitute.livejournal.com]

You had an a hre instead of href in there but I sussed out that you meant this abortion: http://imdb.com/title/tt0396592/

milkman enigma

[mendel.livejournal.com]

Someone on MetaFilter desired an audiobook version read by Kelsey Grammer, in "Frasier" character. That, and only that, could make it good.

[nosrialleon.livejournal.com]

that hurt my soul.