Courtesy torgo_x

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Alas, a doomed mission to your infernal area has trapped me among you primitive hypocrites.

Read! An excerpt from the novel.

See! His flash stylings.

Hear! His inexplicable music.

Claw! Your face entirely off.

Another excerpt available if you can still move or speak.

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That dolphin-torn, that bong-tormented sea

[torgo-x.livejournal.com]

I've always sort of known that one day, the sheer embodiment of evil would come to Earth, to roil and flail among us.

And somehow I knew it would involve a Flash intro, or a lounge act, or a bad Canadian accent, or an appallingly bad science fiction novel, or pathetic logrolling.

But I never expected that it would involve all of these
things.