Things my friends enjoy that I don't get at all

[substitute]

An unranked list. What’s yours?

• Coldplay
  
• Anime
  
• Porn (not sexy movies or sexy pictures, but, you know, PORN.)
  
• Mr. Bean
  
• Pro wrestling
  
• Large trucks
  
• ”Poetry Slams”
  
• Dave Eggers
  
• Happy Hardcore
  
• White chocolate
  

Comments

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

see, but i have no friends. (and you'll soon see why!)

still, here's a few things that chafe. some of them may strike people as sacrilegious. i do apologize.

seinfeld
john kerry
the doors
south park (mostly)
any vintage pre-1960 automobile that's been chopped, mangled and converted into some kind of nightmarish belching, farting speedster with flames painted on the side and big chrome widgets protruding from every conceivable angle and blaring zz top
the whole "trading spaces" phenomenon
reality television of any kind
any combination of metal and rap
books that have sequels or tie-in products
religious institutions and their dangerously slavish adherents
any movie involving organized crime, drug dealers or vietnam

and everything on substitute's list. although i kind of like coldplay. a little.

Re:

[mcbrennan.livejournal.com]

i should make it clear i was substituting family for friends in a few spots on that list. most of my friends are not quite that, um, earthy. it's called cheating. it's catching on like mad!

and i also would like to take this opportunity to also annex stimps's list except i am one of her friends that inexplicably likes whiny chick music, at least at certain times and in manageable doses.

question from a canadian

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

Does anybody really like John Kerry, or do they just think other people will like him?

[flipzagging.livejournal.com]

ooh yeah, Organized crime movies. What exactly does this have to do with my life?