Things my friends enjoy that I don't get at all

[substitute]

An unranked list. What’s yours?

• Coldplay
  
• Anime
  
• Porn (not sexy movies or sexy pictures, but, you know, PORN.)
  
• Mr. Bean
  
• Pro wrestling
  
• Large trucks
  
• ”Poetry Slams”
  
• Dave Eggers
  
• Happy Hardcore
  
• White chocolate
  

Comments

[jonpants.livejournal.com]

Porn and pro wrestling? Why do you hate me. I never did anything to you.

MY LIST (AND I HOPE EVERYTHING YOU LIKE* IS ON IT:

-mayonaise
-being vegan
-celebrities
-liking things because nobody else does
-not liking things because everybody else does
-radiohead
-John Kerry

*=that's right, the only things in this world that I like are porn and pro wrestling.