I decree

Jan. 16th, 2004 02:39 pm
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Further set of banned things:

1. Describing a good cigar (or damn near anything else) as “stony”

2. Specifying an income minimum in online personals

3. Fascism. The real thing, I mean, not Mom saying you can’t have the car keys.

4. Valentine’s Day (this is preemptive).

5. Sugarcoating turds. You know who you are.

6. The next election.

7. Reduced fat cheese. Jesus, it’s like foam rubber.

8. Celebrity meltdowns. We non celebrities have enough of those already, thanks.

9. Blaming people for their illnesses.

10. Geek culture. Forget it, folks, the dot-com years are over.

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Date: 2004-01-16 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raspberrypie.livejournal.com
that was most hilarious.

especially #2. what if you find a perfectly meaningful relationship with someone, and then you realize they're a special ed teacher in podunk, whereever, and don't make squat for a living? WHO CARES if you like the person... but apparently, someone does care. *sigh*

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