I decree

Jan. 16th, 2004 02:39 pm
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Further set of banned things:

1. Describing a good cigar (or damn near anything else) as “stony”

2. Specifying an income minimum in online personals

3. Fascism. The real thing, I mean, not Mom saying you can’t have the car keys.

4. Valentine’s Day (this is preemptive).

5. Sugarcoating turds. You know who you are.

6. The next election.

7. Reduced fat cheese. Jesus, it’s like foam rubber.

8. Celebrity meltdowns. We non celebrities have enough of those already, thanks.

9. Blaming people for their illnesses.

10. Geek culture. Forget it, folks, the dot-com years are over.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-01-16 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
THAT GRANITE I THREW AT YOUR FACE THE OTHER DAY WAS MIGHTY STONY, SIR IN THE NEXT HUMIDOR

Yeah, you don't ask for a minimum income, I won't ask for a minimum bustline, baby. I don't understand it at all. MY SHALLOWNESS IS OK, BUT YOURS IS INACCEPTABLE.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-01-16 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stimps.livejournal.com
ERM ALSO UNACCEPTABLE ALSO HONK ALSO BONK

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