Perhaps you'd also like to look at the 2004 Chrysler Condescension, little missy

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Don’t bother your pretty little head. Just lie back on the ponytail headrest and press the go thingy:

http://www.cars.com/news/stories/121703_storyb2_ut.jhtml?page=newsstory&aff=boston

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"When the car needs servicing, it sends a wireless message to a local service station, which will contact the owner and schedule an appointment."

don't they know that this will be abused constantly? mechanics calling you up every day telling you "your car needs work, uh, yeah, trust me".. i would never want that..