Dear God: Please incinerate South Carolina. Thanks.

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“Not everyone knows what it means to whisper,” said Paula Stephens, the school’s principal. “But everyone knows what silence is. We’re starting with that as our baseline.”

I think they should replace the traffic light in the cafeteria with electric shock headbands on all the kids and just MILGRAM IT UP while they’re at it. I’m not sure which thing is more disturbing: the bizarre EduSpeak from the principal, or the mild complaints from the parents. I’d be down at that school with a lawyer and/or baseball bat if they did this to my kid.

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Eh, don't try to blame it on the fact that it's in South Carolina. Since I read this article I've actually talked to a few real live school board members here who think it's bullshit.

Dear God, please incinerate the Man.