Through a glass dorkly

[substitute]

Walking out of the office tonight, I saw a TV tuned to what I think was FOX News. It was showing a couple of muppets with the headline banner "HIV MUPPET UPDATE" on it.

Dear Media:

I don't want to know.

Love,

Substitute

Comments

Neil Bush Gets Free Asian Hotel Sex

[(Anonymous)]

not exactly unrelated:

President Bush's younger brother Neil admitted (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1896&e=2&u=/nm/bush_brother_dc) in a divorce court deposition that he previously had sex with several women while on trips to Thailand and Hong Kong at least five years ago. The women, he said, simply knocked on the door of his hotel room, entered and had sex with him. He said he did not know if they were prostitutes because they never asked for money and he did not pay them.

[tony-laetrile.livejournal.com]

South african HIV-infected muppet character, used on Sesame Street because one in X children (where X is an abysmally low number) has HIV in South Africa.

augh

[substitute.livejournal.com]

I knew I didn't want to know. I hate you, milkman tony_laetrile.

[shmivejournal.livejournal.com]

Muppet HIV is primarily transferred by felt-to-felt contact.

[burningskyz.livejournal.com]

sounds like a scene from Meet the Feebles.