further signs of decline

[substitute]

1) Billboard in Mexican neighborhood: "TEQUILA Y CLAMATO. PREPARA UNO"

2) Mint Skittles

that is all

Comments

[sachmet.livejournal.com]

Mint Skittles kick ass. The green ones only, though. What's the complaint?

[turnip.livejournal.com]

you're right, mint skittles bite it. I saw them while i was standing in line at the grocery store and i lost my appetite.

Mint. Skittles. What. The. Hell.

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

Oh, I remember the mint skittles well from my time at SXSW. They had mounds, heaps, piles of little sample bags everywhere you turned as some sort of promotion. I tried one of both varieties (blue peppermint and green spearmint, or whatever). It's just so very wrong, and I only brought back a load of the bags to show my friends what sort of crazy shit can happen if the people in Marketing are given too much coke. I'm sure they'd like you to believe you get double your pleasure, but it's more like HOLY DAMN THIS SUCKS.

[stimps.livejournal.com]

That is So Wrong. Burf. And holy moly, man, clamato has its place, but NOT NEAR TEQUILA, FOR THE LOVE OF BA'AL!!!1!

[initial.livejournal.com]

clamato has a place?

[effluvia.livejournal.com]

TEQUILA Y CLAMATO. I break into a cold sweat just looking at those words.

[marm0t.livejournal.com]

I'm having a strange reaction to the tense of the verb in PREPARA UNO. You know, the command tense or whatever it's called. I feel compelled to prepara uno. And I hate clams.