If I dressed as Lux, just the leather pants and deep-throating that mic, I would be promptly arrested. Think I'd better stick with my Ivy costume... =)
I actually had to run out two hours ago and buy more candy for that very reason. Halloween is kind of a bad time to go on a diet, really...
Yeah, the apartment thing....we finally bought a house, and in a poor neighborhood, so we get tons of kids looking waifish and hungry, so I end up being waaaaay too generous. They come back two, three times, walk away going "that lady didn't recognize us! let's go back again!"
My sweetie is, as well, so I have to distribute the candy else it gets eaten leading to bad, bad things. Or I have to eat it myself leading to big, big thighs. Oops! Too late!
Oh, um, yeah, that would be pretty damned entertaining, sez I. Many photographs would end up on the internet. Later, when I run for congress, I could pretend they were photoshopped. But you and I would know the whole sordid truth.
...same with me and leather pants. I make a great ghost though!
I am jealous of your enhousedness. Real estate here is way too expensive, such that I doubt we will ever actually have a place where I can paint the walls with impunity. Not that I don't cause enough damage to our place as it is, but I feel sort of guilty about it. "Sorry about the hole in the wall, but I was trying to run a line from my gamecube to the bedroom so I could play Kirby while prone..."
Don't be too jealous, we're in the process of moving to California where we can afford...maybe...a Winnebago with four flat tires? Fixer uppers are, like, $300,000 at best. That's only, maybe, 3 times our price range. The move may turn out not to be such a brilliant plan, really. I love my house. Grew up in a trailer, graduated to apartments. A house to me is like a mansion in Beverly Hills. Minus the Clampetts and Jack Osbourne strung-out and puking on my lawn gnomes.
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Re: PAPA MM MOW MOW
Date: 2003-10-31 06:57 pm (UTC)I actually had to run out two hours ago and buy more candy for that very reason. Halloween is kind of a bad time to go on a diet, really...
Yeah, the apartment thing....we finally bought a house, and in a poor neighborhood, so we get tons of kids looking waifish and hungry, so I end up being waaaaay too generous. They come back two, three times, walk away going "that lady didn't recognize us! let's go back again!"
Re: PAPA MM MOW MOW
Date: 2003-10-31 07:03 pm (UTC)I am very generous with candy; as a borderline diabetic I feel the need to get rid of that shit promptly. yo.
Re: PAPA MM MOW MOW
Date: 2003-10-31 07:08 pm (UTC)Re: PAPA MM MOW MOW
Date: 2003-10-31 07:09 pm (UTC)Well yeah...
Date: 2003-10-31 07:03 pm (UTC)I am jealous of your enhousedness. Real estate here is way too expensive, such that I doubt we will ever actually have a place where I can paint the walls with impunity. Not that I don't cause enough damage to our place as it is, but I feel sort of guilty about it. "Sorry about the hole in the wall, but I was trying to run a line from my gamecube to the bedroom so I could play Kirby while prone..."
Re: Well yeah...
Date: 2003-10-31 07:12 pm (UTC)