Inspector #12 would like a vacation

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tuliphead: so, "Neuticles", fake testicle implants for neutered animals, come in two styles - harder plastic polypropylene ones, and total silicon onces, which are "softer, spongier, and more realistic"

Onanity: Don't want your pet cat's fake testicles to feel abnormal for guests


tuliphead: which begs the question, who is fondling their dogs' testicals, checking for realness?


ignatz: The saddest QA dept you've ever seen.


tuliphead: ignatz++


Onanity: Filed under "Yes, There Are Worse Jobs"

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[stimps.livejournal.com]

That and Ham Boner (12 years experience required). I really did see that one in the paper's want ads once. O_o