I hate you, milkman [community profile] eyeteeth

Oct. 21st, 2003 12:53 pm
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Please follow all the links from this craigslist posting for full effect.

Thank You,

The Management

I need to find

Date: 2003-10-21 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loachie.livejournal.com
a very bad photo from Cliff Y. so that I can apply to the ad.

Dear Sir:
Thank you for viewing my resume. I am very interested in the position you have advertised on Craigslist. Although I am currently nursing three of my 8 children, the milk leakage has mostly stopped and I don't think it will impede my job performance at all. Also, most of the crusty lesions on my breasts have healed over. I really need the extra money to help buy my new prosthetic arm, so I hope I get the job!
Sincerely,
Loachie

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