Delicious LiveJournal Links for 4-23-2009

• Upside Down Dogs - Funny Puppy Dog Pictures
  They're dogs that are upside-down!
  (tags: animals photos dogs)
   
• Portal:Beer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  everything beer on wikipedia
  (tags: beer wikipedia)

Important Bulleted Update

Once again it's time to review our talking points, goals, warnings, key initiatives, and do-its. It's more important than ever to keep a laser-like focus on our bullet points and remain at a nose-to-grindstone status. Below are some non-negotiable items from the 100,000 foot level:

• Steroid and doping scandals in scrapbooking: zero tolerance.
  
  
• Compulsory mark-to-market pricing of school lunches.
  
  
• Can "green jobs" truly be color-blind?
  
  
• The war on Secretaries' Day
  
  
• Our national parks: boondoggle, or force majeure?
  
  
• Punitive tariffs on boy bands
  
  
• Flossing: another liberal lie?

If you have any questions or comments please don't hesitate to contact me directly. My door is always open.

WHERE'S MY BLACK BAG?

Tupelo Chain Sex blasted loud, dirty, funny, sexy, and party party party. I miss them. They're generally forgotten. I played them a lot on college radio. Listening to them is like being forcibly dragged on a bar crawl in Hollywood. I salute you, madmen of the past.